Pharisee church pastor condemns Katy Perry for “inciting lust in the hearts of children”

The Pharisee church pastor was upset today after watching some children’s programming.

“That harlot Katy Perry is now inciting lust in the hearts of children,” he proclaimed.  “By displaying her lust-inducing breast cleavage, she is sexualizing our children, just like Dalton McGuinty, Ontario’s antichrist Premier.

“I have previously preached extensively on the lust-inducing and seductive power of female breasts.  That is why, in my Christian accountability questions, women are asked if they have ensured that that way they dress did not result in men who are not their husbands to experience lust.  Remember, if any man who is not a woman’s husband feels lust when he looks at her, she is an evil prostitute and adulterer.  A woman is accountable and responsible for making sure that men do not experience lust with her as the object.”

The offending video is here:

The Pharisee church pastor added, “If Katy Perry were my daughter, as a pastor, I would condemn her to hell and publicly announce that this sinner is no longer my daughter.  This is the same course of action I described when I talked about if I had a son who is homosexual.   Strict adherence to the many rules of Christian living overrides all other considerations, like love.

“Speaking of that unpardonable sin of homosexuality, Katy Perry is well known for her promotion of lesbianism, in addition to her wanton seduction of men.  By displaying her breasts, therefore, she is inducing immoral lust in the hearts of both boys and girls, in a conspiracy with Ontario’s antichrist Premier Dalton McGuinty.

“Katy Perry’s harlotry can be directly traced back to her consumption of deviled eggs earlier in life.  It is obvious that eating the Devil’s eggs leads to the Devil growing inside you.  Now that the Devil in Miss Perry has matured, she seeks to incite lust in every heart, whether that be of a man, woman, boy or girl.

“Katy Perry needs to be held accountable by an accountability partner, preferably myself, in Christian accountability.

“Remember this: Katy Perry’s breasts represent one of the most corrupting influences on children nowadays.”

Pharisee church pastor, I don’t think even Katy Perry’s Christian parents agree with you.  Keith and Mary Hudson commented, “The love of God saved all of us with a hand of mercy, not a finger of judgment.”

Besides, today’s toddlers would most likely recognize Katy Perry’s breasts as meal containers.  As for who is filled with lust, Pharisee church pastor, perhaps you might want to look in a mirror?


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One Response to “Pharisee church pastor condemns Katy Perry for “inciting lust in the hearts of children””

  1. newlifenowministries Says:

    Personally, I dont believe that a “Pharisee” should be condemning anyone. Thats not only my belief, but Jesus’ also! In Jesus’ time, (and today) the Pharisees were under the impression that they were ‘holier’ than everyone else.
    Remember the parable about the Pharisee and the tax collector. The Pharisee thanked God that he was not like this sinner. All the tax collector could do was beat his chest and say Father forgive me. While I do not agree with Miss Perry’s wardrobe, I do not think that she is more guilty than the rest of us. Maybe some day and hopefully soon, she will repent. Pointing a finger at her is probably not the best way to get her to do this. We are all guilty of sin. (Romans 3:23) We all deserve death. (Romans 6:23) But Jesus paid the price for all who will in faith call upon Him and submit to a new, abundant life. That includes Katy Perry and yes even Madonna if she will turn to Him! LOL
    Rev. Gregory D. Davidson, D.D.
    New Life Now Ministries


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