Upon hearing the news that the Ontario government is scrapping point-of-sale eco fees, the Pharisee church pastor made the following proclamation:
“Today is a great day for all Christian saints and angels of God. After many prayer sessions by me and my Christian accountability groups, the army of angels from God has struck a devastating wound against the Antichrist Dalton McGuinty, Premier of Ontario, using the flames of holy judgement. The Antichrist has no choice but to eliminate the satanic eco tax.
“I rejoice that God has answered my prayers for Dalton McGuinty’s spiritual defeat. However, the removal of the eco tax alone is not enough for Dalton McGunity to escape the holy wrath of an angry God. The Premier needs to immediately resign his position as the Devil’s representative, join my church, and attend one of my Christian accountability groups. It is only by being spiritually accountable to me that he can obtain salvation.”